SEEK A SEAT.

We are now looking at the third and fourth wall of Cain's room. Near the slightly-growing pile of cans is an Ok Computer poster. Near the bed, suspiciously, is a flag of the Utena county in Lithuania. You get the impression that Cain has never heard of ironing a flag before, with its rectangular tiling of crease marks. On the left-hand wall is Cain's closet, and within it, the prize: a 'Blues Clues'-branded chair! It looks kinda broken and old, though. One of the legs of it seems a bit worryingly short. Cain and this thing probably have a history.

Nice rhyming scheme. While you don't really appreciate the rhyming, the scheme part is reasonable. You're going to need a RESPECTABLE GAMER CHAIR to use your COMPUTER, especially if you want to talk to

ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

You disable your TASTEFUL LIGHTING, your status now set to AESTHETICALLY SATISFIED. As TASTEFUL as it is, it's rather difficult to seek any seats with it blasting. Especially if YOUR AUNT notices and reignites THE GREAT BISEXUAL LIGHTING DEBATE.

You take a look at the other side of your room. Nothing really stands out except for...

Oh gods.

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